Tuesday, September 18, 2012

goooooo materialism

    Dear Harriet Walter,

    Here is a list of things that I do not have yet but will have once I become a grown-up.

  • A car
  • A house or apartment
  • A full-time job
  • Nice dishes
  • A generic fluffy comforter for my bed
  • A Bachelor of Arts degree, maybe a Master's as well
  • Alcohol
  • A cat
  • Maybe a husband or whatever, don't care
  • Enough money to buy a coffee and a pastry at a coffeeshop or bakery at the same time
  • Freaking bookends man these freaking textbooks will not stop falling over each other it's like dominoes except more like a drunken conga line on roller skates on oil except with works of history and theology and political history/science ugh dude

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