Who invented midterms
are they still alive
can I kick them in the face
if they are dead can I travel to their grave and kick their headstone
Let's have a picture of you. Based on logic and statistics in my brain, that will probably cheer me up.
WAIT WAIT WAIT let's have a haiku too, Professor-Madame King Arthur made us write haiku in Lit class a few weeks ago so I can write them now.
midterms are stupid
they cause frustration and pain
(EDIT about half an hour later: Okay I had an orange and some instant noodles and then a Hershey's kiss and I smelled Krista's coffee and I just remembered something that's going to make my work much easier and it's a beautiful day and I like sunshine and I'm really looking forward to spending spring break at fellow student Gabby's house in the desert and there's going to be food at our Oscars party this evening and really I'm quite happy and everything is ok.)